1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.
6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
Now I think only a real man would have posted this on his blog site. What do you think?
Actually I think most of them are pretty true.
But here is one other that I found somewhere and have been saving it. Seems it fits right here:
1 comment:
Where were all these sayings when I was dating my first wife? They could have saved me some hard times...but then, I was probably too young and stupid to read them, much less believe or understand them.
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