This is for Em

> A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple> hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos,> and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that> the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate> surgery.>> When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff> noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was> a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was> completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,> which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn.">