"You 'BECOME' the horse said to the rabbit. 'It doesn't happen all at once. It takes a very long time. Generally by the time you are REAL most of your hair has been loved off and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But those things don't matter, because you are real, you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand.' " >>> The Velvateen Rabbit
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Thursday, March 22, 2012
Afternoon sex
Afternoon Sex
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment
Was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out..
'How do you know they're having sex?'
'Cause Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
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3 comments:
HAHAHA! Have you no shame, woman? Good! I like that in a woman. :)
CP You have corrupted me!!
Did you have a cigarette after?
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