"You 'BECOME' the horse said to the rabbit. 'It doesn't happen all at once. It takes a very long time. Generally by the time you are REAL most of your hair has been loved off and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But those things don't matter, because you are real, you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand.' " >>> The Velvateen Rabbit
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Poor Little Mouse
This guy was walking along and saw a little mouse in the ditch. He grabbed the mouse real quick and held him up and said "I'm going to jerk your tail off" and he preceded to do just that. Then he said "now I'm going to bite your ear off" and he preceded to do just that.
Well this police officer happened along and saw what was happening and he said. "The next thing you do to that little mouse, I am going to do to you!"
The guy held that little mouse up close to his face and said "I'm going to kiss your little butt"
Have a happy day!!
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