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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Poor Little Mouse


This guy was walking along and saw a little mouse in the ditch. He grabbed the mouse real quick and held him up and said "I'm going to jerk your tail off" and he preceded to do just that. Then he said "now I'm going to bite your ear off" and he preceded to do just that.

Well this police officer happened along and saw what was happening and he said. "The next thing you do to that little mouse, I am going to do to you!"


The guy held that little mouse up close to his face and said "I'm going to kiss your little butt"


Have a happy day!!

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