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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Male vs Female

Eight Words with two Meanings
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> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
> Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> Male.... Playing football without a cup.
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> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
> Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
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> 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
> Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
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> 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
> Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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> 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
> Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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> 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.!
> Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
> Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
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> 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
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3 comments:

addict said...

YAY!!!

Sindy said...

.. So true!

Hippigirl said...

That's a pretty a good one! I just got caught up on your blog from your 9-11 post. You are an amazing woman. I know you didn't need me to tell you that but I wanted to anyhow.
I'm moving right along on my course I think I'll be ready to take my finals nexy week!
Got to go . Have fun with Cindy. Love ya!